Let’s be honest, New Year’s good resolutions were only made to comfort us about things we wish we could change but won’t because we are 1) too lazy 2) too busy 3) both 4) way too lazy, busy, and stuck (Thinking about the million people who have tried to quit smoking at this time of year. Failure or mistake has nothing to do with the moment you chose to try it. The pressure killed you!)
This is why today, I am rebelling against this archaic means of self-torture!
1. I will not stop getting books
Seriously, is it even possible?
2. I will not pledge to run a marathon at the end of the year!
Sweating? No, thanks!!!
3. I will not be kinder and more generous
Honesty here, people. I will keep on swearing when an idiot cuts in the line in front of me and forces me to brake like crazy.
4. I will not eat healthier
Unless I really want to. But we already know I can’t resist a burger. MacDonald, my love.
5. I will not quit biting my nails
Totally not ready. Thriller books don’t help.
6. I will not change
Why should I? I’m perfect :p
7. I will not stop being annoyed when people are late
Watches, clocks, alarms were all invented for a reason!
8. I will not stop using my phone so much
I need my online friends! And Candy Crush…
9. I will not stop complaining
Free country! :p
10. I will not stop reading
Who the hell would take this kind of resolution??????
I will not apologize for this post. They are my favorite kind as they take away the pressure… and they keep me busy when I should be doing grown-up stuff!
Have a good (and pressure-free) day!
Love this ,, I however have stuck to my ‘Dry january’ and I have already lost 15lbs by not eating sugar rubbish food and bread… I feel healthier but I’m fecking miserable 🙂
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Congrats on sticking to your set goal 🙂 Don’t be too hard on yourself during the rest of the year! 🙂 Feeling miserable isn’t healthy!! xx
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Awesome! This is most honest and best resolution that has high chance of being followed and completed by the year end. 😉 😛
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😀 No pressure for 2018!
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Yees! I live for those Donna gifs 😀 Resolutions are on point! Yes!
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Eh eh, can’t have a silly post without Donna gifs :p
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I loved this post!!!
Also, the David Tennant and Suis gif are EVERYTHING!!!
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David and Suits everywhere every day!!!!
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Yeeees!!!! ❤️❤️
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Brilliant love it!!!!
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Thanks so much for reading!
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Cheers to all the things that you won’t stop doing 😀 Life is to be enjoyed so do enjoy yours and have a fab year. Great post!
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My thought exactly 🙂 I am tired of society telling me what to do and how to feel!
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Yes yes and yes.. I love your goals and your gifs! I vouch not to run a marathon either 😉 and all the rest as well. I’m not participating in Tour Minérale (February without alcohol) or the 30-day challenge of non-complaining (I don’t even know if they have a name for it).
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Yay, so happy you enjoyed this little post! I just needed to vent after having been asked a hundred times what my resolutions were! I’d love to run a marathon, but only if I decide it, and not as a resolution! Haha, I’m doing the Tour Minerale every day and every year! Except if Rum in cakes count xD Complaining is good for your health, you need to let feelings go and not bottle them up in your body! :p
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Finally, some resolutions I can get behind 😊
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Glad you approve! 🙂
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I loved the generous amount of David Tennant gifs and also the snippets from The Newsroom! I totally agree with the pressure of resolutions sometimes achieving the exact opposite. Good on you for doing this post! And yes, you are perfect!! There is definitely no need to change ❤
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My resolution is to put David everywhere :p And gosh, I miss The Newsroom so much I couldn’t resist adding gifts. ❤ We're awesome just the way we are!
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Ahahahah what a fun post, my Sweechie. You’re right, it’s best not to make any kind of resolutions and just… remember to be ourselves and just remember to complain a whole lot because we are not French for nothing, have to keep our reputation alive 😛
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Mouhahaha, we do are French :p
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Haha! Great post! Good luck with not meeting your non-resolutions! 😉
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Thank you 😀 So far, I’m doing a great job!
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Also a guilty nail biting McDonald’s eating fool! This list made me smile
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Glad to read I’m not alone :p
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Love it! I’m so anti-resolution this year that I’m not even setting a Goodreads goal. One book. That’s my goal. I’ve exceeded my goal by 600% and that makes me feel good!
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Yeah, that’s a fantastic idea! Feeling good should be our only goal!
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Haha love this post! And I totally agree with you… Let’s work on these not-resolutions together. 😉 ❤
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Absolutely ❤ Our goal = be happy! xxxx
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Absolutely glad about your resolution that you will not change! Please don’t. 😉
I stopped making resolutions a long time ago as you’re right if I want to change anything I will do it whenever I’m ready.
And I certainly won’t stop reading either. Who would make that promise???
Love your David gifs 😊
Amanda xx
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Never ever never 🙂
A life without books is not a life, right??
I just had to add a David touch around, it’s been too long! xxx
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Haha ❤ These are the best resolutions not to make! Loved this post Twin Pea.
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LOVE YOU! 😀 I hate resolutions so much!
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Haha I am not a fan. I promised to set a few personal goals for myself this year, but never been a resolution gal 😘
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Wow! I have given myself a book ban as I’ve run ot of room and have a lot to read. I don’t agree with resolutions mine are always: do more yoga and write more. Instead I have my writing goals and no resolutions. I did sign up to do 30 days of yoga and have done 8! It was for January but work and illness stopped that. I am one of those people who are too hard on myself especially when I spend hours on social media and not reading or writing. It’s not until I learnt to relax and am learning to stop pressuring myself that I feel so much happier. I did want to eat less junk too must not be too hard on myself!!!
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I have tried book bans but they never work. Well, I never keep them xD I need to learn how to say no, and I need to make choices… Hell! I totally relate about being hard on yourself. I need to stop what I do and actually force and allow myself to relax…
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Yeah I said no books but keep finding some. Maybe it’s just a case of not impulse buying
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Whenever I feel down, I run to my bookstore…
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